Friday, February 26, 2010
A Cloud in Trousers -- Vladimir Mayakovsky 1915
Fantasizing on a sodden brain,
Like a bloated lackey on a greasy couch sprawling,--
With my heart’s bloody tatters, I’ll mock it again.
Until I’m contempt, I’ll be ruthless and galling.
There’s no grandfatherly fondness in me,
There are no gray hairs in my soul!
Shaking the world with my voice and grinning,
I pass you by, -- handsome,
You play your love on the violin.
Crude ones beat it out on the drums violently.
But can you turn yourselves inside out, like me,
And become just two lips entirely?
Come and learn,--
You, decorous bureaucrats of angelic leagues!
Step out of those cambric drawing-rooms
And you, who can leaf your lips
Like a cook leafs the pages of her recipe books.
If you wish,--
I’ll rage on raw meat like a vandal
Or change into hues that the sunrise arouses,
If you wish,--
I can be irreproachably gentle,
Not a man, -- but a cloud in trousers.
I refuse to believe in Nice blossoming!
I will glorify you regardless,--
Men, crumpled like bed-sheets in hospitals,
And women, battered like overused proverbs.
You think I’m delirious with malaria?
In Odessa, this happened.
“I’ll come at four,” promised Maria.
Soon, the evening,
Left the windows
And vanished in dire darkness.
Behind me, I hear neighing and laughter
You wouldn’t recognize me if you knew me prior:
A bulk of sinews
What can such a clod desire?
But the clod desires many things.
Because for oneself it doesn’t matter
Whether you’re cast of copper
Or whether your heart is cold metal.
At night, you want to wrap your clamor
In something feminine,
I hunch in the frame,
And with my forehead, I melt the window glass.
Will this love be
Tremendous or lame?
Will it sustain or pass?
A big one wouldn’t fit a body like this:
It must be a little love, --
a baby, sort of,
It shies away when the cars honk and hiss,
But adores the bells on the horse-tram.
I come face to face
With rippling rain,
Yet once more,
Splashed by city surf’s thundering roar.
Running amok with a knife outside,
Night caught up to him
And stabbed him,
The stroke of midnight
Fell like a head from a guillotine.
Silver raindrops on the windowpane
Were piling a grimace
It seemed like the gargoyles of Notre Dame
Haven’t you had enough yet?
Cries will soon cut my throat all around.
Like a patient out of his bed,
A nerve leapt
He barely moved.
He started prancing.
And now, he and another two,
Darted about, step-dancing.
On the ground floor, plaster was falling fast.
Until, at last,
Their legs wouldn’t carry them.
Night oozed through the room and sank.
Stuck in slime, the eye couldn’t slither out of it.
Suddenly, doors started to bang
As if hotel’s teeth
Abrupt like “Take it!”
Mauling the suede gloves you carried,
I’m soon getting married.”
Get married then.
It’s all right,
I can handle it.
As you can see, I’m calm, of course!
Like the pulse
Of a corpse.
You used to say:
I saw one thing only:
You were La Gioconda,
Which had to be stolen!
And someone stole you.
Again in love, I shall start gambling,
With fires illuminating the arch of my eyebrows.
And why not?
Sometimes, homeless ramblers
Will seek to find shelter in a burnt down house!
The great ones are no match for me!
Upon everything that’s been done
I stamp the word “naught.”
As of now,
I have no desire to read.
This is how books are made,
I used to think,--
Along comes a poet,
And opens his lips with ease.
Inspired, the fool simply begins to sing,--
It turns out:
Before they can sing with elation,
On their calloused feet they tramp for some time,
While brainless fishes of imagination
Are splashing and wallowing in the heart’s slime.
And while, hissing with rhymes, they boil
All the loves and the nightingales in a broth-like liquid,
The tongueless street merely squirms and coils,--
It has nothing to yell or even speak with.
In silence, the street dragged on the ordeal.
A scream stood erect on the gullet’s road.
While fat taxies and cabs were bristling still,
Wedged in the throat.
As if from consumption,
the trodden chest gasped for air.
The city, with gloom, blocked the road rather fast.
The street coughed up the strain onto the square
And pushed the portico off its throat, at last,
It seemed as if,
Accompanied by choirs of an archangel’s chorus,
Recently robbed, God would show us His heat!
But the street squatted down and yelled out coarsely:
“Let’s go eat!”
Krupps and Krupplets gather around
To paint menacing brows on the city,
While in the gorge,
Corpses of words are scatted about,--
Two live and thrive,--
And another one,--
I believe, “borsch”.
Soaking in sobs and complaining,
Run from the street, resentful and sour:
“With those two words there’s no way to portray now
A beautiful lady,
And a dew-covered flower!”
And after the poets,
Thousands of others stampeded:
Why should I care about Faust?
In a fairy display of the fireworks’ loot,
He’s gliding with Mephistopheles
On the parquet of galaxies!
A nail in my boot
Is more frightening than Goethe’s fantasies!
The most golden-mouthed,
With every word giving
The body - a name-day,
And the soul - a rebirth,
I assure you:
Minutest speck of the living
Is worth more than I can ever do on this earth!
Haven’t you seen
A dog licking the hand that it’s being thrashed by?
I am laughed at
By the present-day tribe.
A dirty joke out of me.
But I can see crossing mountains of time,
Him, whom others can’t see.
Where men’s sight falls short,
Wearing the revolution’s thorny crown,
Walking at the head of a hungry horde,
The year 1916 is coming around.
His advent announcing,
Joyful and proud,
You’ll step up to greet the savior,--
I will drag
My soul outside,
And trample it
So it spreads out!
And give it to you, red in blood, as a flag.
Ah, how and wherefrom
Did it come to this, -
Against luminous joy,
Dirty fists of madness,
Were raised in the air?
As in the Dreadnought’s downfall
With chocking spasms
Men jumped into the hatch,
Before the ship died,
The crazed Burlyuk crawled on, passing
Through the screaming gaps of his eye.
Almost bloodying his eyelids,
He emerged on his knees,
Stood up and walked
And in the passionate mood,
With tenderness, unexpected from one so obese,
He simply said:
It’s good when from scrutiny a yellow sweater
Hides the soul!
It’s good when
On the gibbet, in face of terror,
“Drink Cocoa -- Van Houten!”
Like a Bengal light,
Crackling from the blast,
I wouldn’t exchange for anything,
Not for any money.
Clouded by cigar smoke,
And stretching like a liquor glass,
One could make out the drunken face of Severyanin.
How dare you call yourself a poet
And gray, like a quail, twitter away your soul!
With brass knuckles
This very moment
You have to split the world’s skull!
With one thought alone in your head,
“Am I dancing with style?”
Look how happy I am
A pimp and a fraud all the while.
From all of you,
Who soaked in love for plain fun,
Tears into centuries while you cried,
I’ll walk away
And place the monocle of the sun
Into my gaping, wide-open eye.
I’ll wear colorful clothes, the most outlandish,
And roam the earth To please and scorch the public,
And in front of me,
On a metal leash,
Napoleon will run like a little puppy.
Like a woman, quivering, the earth will lie down,
Wanting to give in, she will slowly slump.
Objects will come alive
And from all around,
Their lips will lisp:
And other such stuff in the air
Stirred in some astonishing commotion,
As if workers in white, up there,
Declared a strike, all bitter and emotional.
Savage thunder peeked out of the cloud, irate.
Snorting with huge nostrils, it howled
And for a moment, the sky's face bent out of shape,
Resembling the iron Bismarck’s scowl.
Entangled in the clouds’ maze,
To the café, stretched out his hand now:
Both, tender somehow,
With a womanly face,
And at once, like a firing cannon.
Take your hands out of your pockets, wanderers.
Pick up a bomb, a knife or a stone
And if one happens to be armless,
Let him come to fight with his forehead alone!
Go on, starving,
And abused ones,
In this flea-swarming filth, do not rot!
We’ll turn Mondays and Tuesdays
Into holidays, painting them with blood!
Remind the earth whom it tried to debase!
With your knives be rough!
Has grown fat like the mistress’ face,
Whom Rothschild had over-loved!
May flags flutter in the line of fire
As they do on holidays, with a flare!
Hey, street-lamps, raise the traitors higher,
Let their carcasses hang in the air.
And hit in the face,
Crawled after somebody,
Biting into their ribs.
In the sky, red like La Marseillaise,
Sunset gasped with its shuddering lips.
Not a thing will remain from the war.
Night will come,
Bite into you
And swallow you stale.
Is the sky playing Judas once more,
With a handful of stars that were soaked in betrayal?
Slumped in the corner of the saloon, I sit,
Spilling wine on my soul and the floor,
And I see:
In the corner, round eyes are lit
And with them, Madonna bites the heart’s core.
Why bestow such radiance on this drunken mass?
What do they have to offer?
Can’t you see, once again,
They prefer Barabbas
Over the Man of Golgotha?
In this human mash, not once
Do I wear a fresh-looking face.
The handsomest of your sons
In the whole human race.
The ones molded with delight,
A quick death already,
So that their children may grow up right;
Boys -- into fathers
Girls -- into pregnant ladies.
Like wise men, let new born babes
Grow gray with insight and thought
And they’ll come
To baptize infants with names
Of the poems I wrote.
Athletes glistened in the carriages on the street.
And their fat oozed out,
Like a muddy river, it streamed on the ground,
Together with juices from
A cud of old meat.
How can I fit a tender word into bulging ears?
Sings for alms
With a hungry voice
A poet sings praises to Tiana all day,
I’m made of flesh,
I’m a man,--
I ask for your body,
Like Christians pray:
“Give us this day
Our daily bread.”
I’ll climb out
Filthy (sleeping in gullies all night),
And into his ear, I’ll whisper
While I stand
At his side:
“Mister God, listen!
Isn’t it tedious
To dip your generous eyes into clouds
Every day, every evening?
Start a festive merry-go-round
On the tree of knowledge of good and evil!
Omnipresent, you’ll be all around us!
From wine, all the fun will ensue
And for once, Peter will not be frowning,
He'll perform the fast-paced dance, ki-ka-pu.
We’ll bring all the Eves back into Eden:
And I’ll go,--
I’ll pick up all the pretty girls needed
And bring them to you!
You’re shaking your curly head coarsely?
You’re knitting your brows like you’re rough?
Do you think
Winged one, close by,
Knows true meaning of love?
I too am an angel; used to be one before,--
With a sugar lamb’s eye, I stared at your faces,
But I don’t want to give presents to mares anymore,--
All the torture of Sevres that’s been made into vases.
Almighty, You created two hands,
And with care,
Made a head, and went down the list,--
But why did you make it
So that it pained
When one had to kiss, kiss, kiss?!
I thought that you were Great God, Almighty,
But you’re a miniature idol, -- a dunce in a suit,
Bending over, I’m reaching
For the knife that I’m hiding
At the top of my boot.
You, swindlers with wings,
Huddle in fright!
Ruffle your shuddering feathers, rascals!
You, reeking of incense, I’ll open you wide,
From here all the way to Alaska.
Let me go!
You can’t stop me!
Whether I’m right or wrong
Makes no difference,
I will not be calmer.
Stars were beheaded all night long
And the sky is again bloody with slaughter.
Take your hat off,
When you see me near!
The universe sleeps.
Placing its paw
Under the black, star-infested ear.